Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Tis is my mentally unstable.....

I know she is week minded, she is needy and she needs someone else to tell her how to run her life. I have given her friends a movie title."The sisterhood of miserable bitches in traveling pants who love company.

Anyway I digressed.....

You know it is like if my ex had broken a nail opening her bottle of prozac, a traveling bitch in feel sorry for me too pants would swoop down and spin it to being my fault somehow. " You know girl if he did not provide this roof over your head and buy you that BMW you would not have driven the car to the pharmacy and picked up those pills with the money he gave you to open up that bottle to break your nail."

Of course this T-Rex was shaking her neck at the same time saying you should divorce him girl, he only wants to make you happy and you don't need this, you need drama. He is not right for you.

I am not going to blame her though, I blame my ex for saying. "Maybe you are right" DumbAss now we both are fucked and another family bites the dust. Like mother like daughter, if your mom can't give good advice why should the daughter be able to.

I really loved being married, but I will be damned if I do this shit again......This is my mentally unstable.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

My crazy.....

Okay before I get all serious, I thought I would start my very first blog entry from the Mind of Charles Cobb. I like bacon, sausage, a good breakfast and I mean a good breakfast should consist of at least one of these two meats.

As I took advantage to thank God for creating my meat, I wanted to give a shout out to the very first human carnivore to enjoy the taste of bacon and say it is okay for me to enjoy....

Also I want to give a shout out to the first person to eat Snoopy, Lassie, Belvedere and say that no matter how the Koreans cook it, Dogs are for seeing not for eating....This is my crazy...Charles